"They have wood chips scattered in playgrounds so that kids won't die, right?" he stated in his deviating soprano. "They should use panko bread crumbs instead. I mean, look."

"Yeah. Sure, kid." The bigger man paused to cover his nose. "I'm so confused. Is this a Lebanese hooker or am I cleaning the oven out."

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