Hey guys, you know the alternate ending of the Butterfly Effect, when Ashton Kutcher willfully throws himself through time to imbue his foetal consciousness with all of the self-loathing and horror of life you learn as an adult? Then the little foetus gets so depressed that it strangles itself while floating in amniotic fluid?
I just think that is so awesome. If you could psychically project yourself into the minds of unborn children, would you build your own Shakey's pizza by recruiting an army of walk-outs? Babies walking out of wombs, baby charms on clit rings, depressed foetus suicide.
Life is awesome, guys.
Labels: ashton kutcher, babies, butterfly effect, super awesome, totally killing themselves
posted by Ee-Von @ 8:12 PM,
